how to be my friend: like my selfie, reblog my art.
I had a conversation with one of my friends today and somehow porn came up and so he said “I mean yeah I watch porn but I know my girlfriend doesn’t” and my other friend was like “why” and he said “cos girls don’t watch porn”
"girls don’t watch porn"
girls don’t watch porn
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”